*turns water on and steps in*
Crap, my hair's going to get wet from this...
Oh, I'll just put it up, I've got a hair-tie in my pants...
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I'm naked.
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Moron.

In other news, I finally have a keyboard where the spacebar works, so I've started my Two Lines fic.

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I have 137 words.

Apparently the spacebar only helps if you're not shit. *